Snubby has always dreamed of making music, but as a .38 caliber snub nose revolver sitting for sale in a gun shop, it’s quite difficult. Cursed with an inaudible voice and immobility, Snubby spends their days listening to the radio, but when a big guy named Captain Nemo walks into the shop and hears Snubby’s voice, they are purchased on the spot. Smitten, the pair head out into the sun hand on handle, but all is not what it seems... Captain Nemo warns Snubby that the children of the world are under attack by evil phonies. The only way to protect them is to stop the King of the Phonies. Eager to impress their new owner, Snubby agrees to help hunt down the King and kill him. Sometimes to do the most good you have to do a little bad.