The Infected
Cooties is a devastating disease that targets pre-adolescent boys at the most vulnerable time in their lives. In a grossly unfair distribution of the burden, girls do not suffer from the disease, but are carriers, spreaders, some have even been identified as super spreaders. The condition, which is said to claim as many as 97.375% of the pre-adolescent male population, often results in long term damage, aka long cooties.
With the help of NND Doctor Belser, a pre-imminent specialist and self-professed brilliant mind who has opened the first ever Cooties Clinic in the world, the CUCKs will not stop until they are fully recognized as legitimate sufferers and women take responsibility for the sins they committed when they were seven. Or eight. Or ten. Or 23. Or 36, and a half.